~*~AUTHORESS’
CORNER~*~
(The scene is a
rather small, dark room. In the very center of the room, a small light
shines directly onto a young girl about 15 years old. She has on a green,
spaghetti-strapped tank top, dark-colored denim jeans, and a thin, black
headband holding back her medium-length, dark-blonde hair. A silver
necklace around her neck spells out the word “AUTHOR”. She is sitting in
her trademark beanbag chair, away from the unusually short, wooden desk, and
playing a game of poker with the G-guys, and Ashy-chan. )
Rachy-chan: (hops over to the computer, and pulls up her e-mail account) O.O oooooooh!
Me: (looks up from a VERY good
hand that Quatre will probably end up beating anyways) just reply!
Rachy-chan: m’kay! (sits down, falls on
the floor because the beanbag chair was pulled away so the Authoress could sit
in it again) HEY!
Me: (snickering, while looking
up like nothing’s wrong) problem?
Rachy-chan: (glares at the Authoress)
EVIL! (goes and gets another chair from the void, then sits down in it, and
stars typing)
Duo: (looking out into the void)
What IS out there, anyways?
Me: (not looking up) I’d tell
you, but then I’d hafta kill you.
Duo chooses not to
respond to that, knowing that the Authoress probably couldn’t kill her, but
could do a WHOLE lot worse…::muahahahahaha!::…and decides to drop the subject. The random sounds of the chase between
Miellie-chan and Wufei, which is STILL going on, continue on in the background
as Rachy-chan starts typing her responses…
Quatre: (voice over as the screen
starts fading) Aha! I win!
Me: NOT AGAIN!!!!!
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*note-
I’m pretty sure you’ve figured it out by now, but if you; these are REAL responses
coming from Rachy-chan…I didn’t write them, so don’t blame me for bad jokes!
^_~ j/k, Rachy…
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To:
lil_red_blur@psychochibis.org
From: 2Sweet4U@skitzophrenia.com
Sub: Questions
(survey)
Message:
>>>Fill
out the answers to the following questions, reply, then e-mail them off to a
friend. (No lying! Tell the Truth!)
Name people call
you:
Rachel, Rachy-chan, Little Red Blur, Little Bear (shut up…::glares at all:: only
my dad can call me that and live!), Psycho, Rachy (the other Jen), Fire hair,
Red, and tons of others I can’t think of….
(A/N- believe it or
not…”Little Red Blur” is actually what the Chibis call her most!
Even in school; it’s pretty funny the way ppl seem to think we’re
insulting her, but the nickname just comes from one of my other fics, Gundam
Gang Get-Together…and she likes it!)
The nice
nicknames:
most all; I’ll put up with being called anything not insulting
The god-awful
nicknames you hate to be called:
see above, except being called Little Bear by anyone but dad ::glares again for
good measure::
Pets: a dog, 2 cats, 3 fish…then
the others in my head ^_~
Parents: mom and dad…what else?
Siblings
(biological or adopted or both):
-_-() a sister and brother…::goes off to yell at them because they’re reading
this over my shoulder:: (backround:
DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)…..::ahem:: back now!
(A/N- ::blink,
blink:: --hehe, I picked that up from Rachy—moving on…)
Age in dog years: ????
whaaa? What r dog years?
~*~FAVORITES~*~
Color? Green or blue
Animal? Horse…wait; real or not real? If not, then dragons, and Phoenixes…and
flying horses, and unicorns, and…and…::passes out from thinking too much:: @.@
(A/N- ::shaking her
head:: and she’s not even Blonde!)
Song? “Drops of
Jupiter”
Book?
::evil
grin:: u had to ask didn’t you? Let’s
change that to authors, otherwise I’ll be here for 20 zillion years: Bradford,
Kellogg, Pierce, Cooper, Jacqued, Yolen, Wrede, Duane, McCaffery, and…
(Everyone::
ALL RIGHT, RACHEL; WE GET THE PICTURE!)
ok…fine then….
Movie: ^_^ Endless
Waltz
Foods: waffles, mint leaves,
mint melanoes, scones, pancakes, French toast…hmm…need food….
Toothpaste: Hmm…dunno; there’s too
many. How about we go to another
book list instead, shall we?
(Everyone:
NONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!)
^_^() uh…guess not…
Flower(s): Lilacs, roses, and
iris
~*~Miscellaneous~*~
Thing that you
would love someone to do for you that no one ever has: I dunno
Dream that came
true: come
back to me on that, will ya? I
can’t remember my dreams….
Do You Believe
in Shooting Stars: what
kind of question is this?
(A/N- a rather
logical question, actually)
Do You Believe
In Men from Mars:
take my family for example…YES! They
can’t be from this planet!
Do You Believe in UFO’s: What do you think happens when we’re on a long car ride or one of us gets mad? We have tea parties?
(Q/N (Quatre’s
Note)-…you mean you don’t?)
Do You Believe
in Love at First Sight: dunno…never
been in love
Do You Believe
in Eternity: it’s
a big word…what does it mean?
(A/N- no comment)
Do You Believe
in Soulmates:
dunno
Do You Believe
in Prince/Princess Charming:
[see above]
What’s more
important-love or money:
love
What do you feel
guilty about right now:
nothin’
What is the last
thing that made you smile:
Watching my brother and sister run away screaming when I chased them away from
looking over my shoulder…
(A/N- 0.o)
-Laugh: [see above]
-Cry: can’t remember
What do you
need/want right now: sugar
Do you obey
rules: depends
Do you really: …what kinda rules?
Who is the last
person you shared a secret with:
how ‘bout keep a secret from? WHAT
WERE U TALKING ABOUT AT LUNCH TODAY?!?
Been in love
before: no
Been to Outer
Space: -_-
what do I LOOK like an astronaut? NO!!! (though it would be cool…)
Coffee or tea: tea…yum!
Blanket or
stuffed animal:
depends…
Color of socks
that are on you now:
none; I’m bare feet
Favorite Number:
3
When was the
last time you went to the hospital, and why:
ummm…long time ago; my sister had to get a pin out of her foot that was
stuck.
What color is
your bedroom:
mainly…green
What do u do
most when you're bored:
read, draw, or read ficcies
What
word/phrase/saying do u use too much:
“lost” “^_~” “^_^” ^-^” “^_^()” “-_-“…u get the picture
What Friend
lives the farthest away:
not sure
Most annoying
thing:
brothers and sisters
Best things: the entire house and
Internet to myself…or crazy sleepover with the Chibis
What time is it
now: 6:10
How glad are you
this thing is over:
it’s not -_-
Attached
Message:
>>
Your fondest
memory: I
have a VERY short-term memory span
Most
Embarrassing memory: -_-
see above
You know it’s
love when…: how
would I know?
Something you
wish you could take back:
My CD’s
Person you
consider yourself closest to:
Mom.
One thing others
find irritable about you: apparently,
I “blink” too much
(A/N- ::rolls
eyes:: well, duh! You
should see her! Blink-blink-blink-blink…all…day…long!
-_-() )
One thing you
find irritable about yourself:
I’m me, I don’t care! ^_~
Where are
you right now: home
Where would you
like to be:
here, or horseback riding…or kidnapped at Miellie’s….
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Quatre: (puts down cards) two aces, and three kings
Me: >~<…..How is it this is MY story, and yet
YOU still win?!?!?
Quatre: (shrugs innocently)…luck?
Duo: (still looking over out into the void, wondering
what’s out there)
Heero: (almost gone crazy, tapping on every inch of
the floor, checking behind the computers and everything…Mission Impossible
II ended, and was replaced with the soundtrack to Austin Powers)
All: ?????????
Trowa: …..(hey,
I’m an Authoerss, not a miracle worker!)
Rachy-chan: Done!
Quatre/Torwa/Heero/Wufei (still in background): Thank
Kami!
Duo: ‘welcome!
Me: they said “Kami”, not “Shinigami”
Duo: (pouts)
Rachy-chan: …hey!
(points to Authoress) YOU never replied to the e-mail!
Duo: hey, yeah! (ducks head in fear of getting fwaped
again)
Me: (thinking about that for a sec, cuz any longer
would hurt) eh…why not?
All of a sudden, Wufei comes running back into the light
area, with Miellie-chan close on his heels.
Wufei: onnnnaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Help me and I’ll (duck) do anything you (want)!!!!
Me: okay…..HEY, JJ!!!
The Authoress’ little brother, JJ, pops in the realm…from
where, we know not….with his usual gear, see Miellie-chan, thinks she’s a
clown, screams like a girl, faints, wakes up, runs up to her, bops her over the
head with his Bigger-than-Hilde’s-anime-mallet…it squeaks…then turns to the
reader…
JJ: heh-heh…it goes “squeak!” (runs out of the room
muttering about why he hates clowns, tutus, face paint, pointy shoes, etc.)
Miellie-chan: X_X
Wufei: (faints from exhaustion)
All others: ……….
Me: uh…yeah….well, I guess it’s MY turn to reply
(walks over to computer and sits down)
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